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C’est la veuve!

The Stylmnstr — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 11:30:58 +0000

oh hiiiiiiiiiii!!! hi guys! happy new year! miss me? ugh, fuck off. So let me tell you about how i KIND OF pulled a Mariah and had a mini-breakdown ending with an attempt to drown myself in a bathtub filled with 47 bottles of Veuve Clicquot.. #FunFact: I’m a complete.fucking.psycho. disguised in flawless skin and Celine Resort. Anyways, daddy got SUPER upset because apparently these bottles were “art”………right….still looks like boxes of champagne left over from that boring party your threw in our 7th house. ANYWAYS- he took my Amex, my third Bentley, and suspended my membership to Soho House . So after spending weeks sobbing into a pile of cocaine, macaroons, and clothes from last season’s sample sale that I can’t fit into anymore/never could fit into but purchased with hope, I went to see my spiritual advisor who promptly told me to get my shit together, and work on my writing. She could only possibly be referring to my book or my blog, but since I don’t yet feel thin enough to write a memoir, I’m sure it’s the latter. So without further adieu, IM BACK BITCHES! Hope your ensembles haven’t been entirely HEINOUS since we last parted. But just a heads up – between reviewing the new Pre-Fall collections and this epic yet necessary text-war with Bey (deeeeeeply offended by her inability to properly name a child), I may not be posting as much as usual so you bitches will just have to DEAL.

Love you, mean it!

xoxo -S

DIRTY PONY, I CAN’T WAIT TO HOSE YOU DOWN.

The Stylmnstr — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 12:45:01 +0000

PONY.HAIR.DOC.MARTENS.
If you’re not DRIPPING.WITH.EXCITEMENT. right now, you NEED to see a doctor. #FACT.

Get yours HERE for $335.00 @ Oki-ni.

Lurex Lovers

The Stylmnstr — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 12:45:51 +0000

Well all know Prada KILLED IT with their lurex pieces for F/W 2011. But, I’m NOT.MAD. at these Lurex Track Pants from Phillip Lim. Sequined/metallic bottoms are def happening this season as well and I am REALLY into the subtlety of these copper situations. Also loving the juxtaposition between the luxe shimmer and shine contrasting with the sporty design of it all. I mean, the waist is elastic for christsake which, NOT GONNA LIE, is a GOOD.LOOK. for me most of the time. Feel me?! Vodka sodas are SUPPOSED to be low cal, but I don’t think it matters when you drink as much as I do. So bets believe when a bitch’s waistline is out of control, I’ll be slipping into these bad boys until ~~my sugardaddy pays for my lipo~~ I can hit the gym!

Get yours HERE for $495.00 @ Shopbop.

[STOCKING STUFFER #1] – Marc Jacobs Katie Jewelry

The Stylmnstr — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 12:45:39 +0000

Marc By Marc Jacobs Pave Katie Bracelet (Rose Gold) – $130.00

Marc by Marc Jacobs Pave Katie Bracelet (Silver) – $130.00

Marc By Marc Jacobs Exploded Katie Bracelet (Rose Gold/Beige) – $130.00

Marc by Marc Jacobs Candy Turnlock Exploded Katie Bracelet (Silver/Black) – $130.00

Marc by Marc Jacobs Turnlock Enamel Katie Bracelet (Pink/Silver) – $120

Marc By Marc Jacobs Turnlock Katie Necklace (Rose Gold) – $130.00

Marc By Marc Jacobs Turnlock Pendant (Rose Gold) – $60.00

Marc By Marc Jacobs Turnlock Earrings (Rose Gold) – $60.00
(also available in Silver & Gold)

Marc by Marc Jacobs Pave Turnlock Studs (Rose Gold) – $50.00

Marc By Marc Jacobs Turnlock Stud Earrings (Rose Gold) – $30.00

Marc by Marc Jacobs Pave Heart Studs (Rose Gold) – $50.00
(also available in Silver)

Marc by Marc Jacobs Pave Hoops (Rose Gold) – $130.00
(also available in Silver, Gunmetal, Red Multistone & Blue Multistone)

Marc by Marc Jacobs Pave Heart Ring (Silver) – $130.00
(also available in Gold)

Marc by Marc Jacobs Pave Katie Ring (Silver) – $70.00
(also available in Gold & Rose Gold)

Marc By Marc Jacobs Turnlock Katie Ring (Rose Gold) – $50.00

Marc By Marc Jacobs Small Pave Katie Bracelet (Gold) – $100.00

Marc By Marc Jacobs Turnlock Small Katie Bracelet (Silver) – $70.oo

Marc By Marc Jacobs Turnlock Stud Earrings (Silver) – $35.00
(also available in Rose Gold, Gold, Silver & Gunmetal)

Marc by Marc Jacobs Turnlock Studs (Oil Slick) – $45.00

Oh hiiiiii!! Remember our friend Marc Jacobs? Yes, well allow me to introduce you to his latest jewelry collection from his diffusion line Marc by Marc Jacobs. FIRST OF ALL – REALLY into a rose gold moment this season. Our good friend Rachel Zoe has been preaching this sermon for YEARS but we’ve always been a strictly “white gold girl” over here at Stylmnstr. With that being said, the pieces above are AMAZING and at CRAZY.GOOD.PRICES! SUPER affordable for everyone, and anything bearing Marc’s name will DEFINITELY score you extra points if you plan on dropping this in someone’s stocking. Who doesn’t love a little Marc on Christmas? If I’m not mistaken, I’m PRETTY SURE even one of the Three Wise Men bought little baby Jesus a Pave Katie Ring! #TRUESTORY.

Get your Marc by Marc Jacob’s Jewelry

HERE @ SSENSE

or HERE @ Shopbop.

Pendleton Pleasures

The Stylmnstr — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 13:06:45 +0000

Pendleton Cody Vest – $159.00

Pendleton Chief Joseph Zip Cardigan – $169.00

Pendleton Faux Fur-Lined Tracer Hat – $69.00

Pendleton Knit Scarf – $59.00

Pendleton Embroidered Cap – $29.00

Pendleton Leather-Trimmed Glove – $59.00

Pendleton Fingerless Glove – $33.00
#TeamTouchscreen

Pendleton Universal Knit Case – $32.00

Ok, so I know i’m probably KILLING you guys with the prints, but I cant.help.it. It is MAJOR this season. Meet the Pendleton print. I’m loving the color combinations used here, it kind of reminds me of a sunset and I’m REALLY into it. The accessories are great for giving a nice pop of color to almost ANY look. Please note: I would only suggest wearing ONE of these pieces at a time, BUT IF YOU MUST, then limit it to two. You don’t want to be running around looking like a Pendleton Teletubbie.

Get your Pendleton schwag HERE @ Urban Outfitters.

The Cambridge Satchel

The Stylmnstr — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 12:45:58 +0000

I wouldn’t say this is the new *IT* bag, it’s been out for a minute now, but it’s DEFINITELY a staple piece that EVERYONE should own. Every time I see it I immediately think of the Proenza Schouler PS1 bag we talked about last week, and the highly coveted Hermes Birkin bag we have yet to discuss. I meannnnn..it’s kind of their love child, no?

But Guys, listen, this bag is not – I REPEAT, IS NOT – just for the ladies. Extremely versatile moment here. FUN.FOR.EVERYONE. The bag comes in about 12 different colors and multiple sizes/versions (The version displayed here is called “The Batchel”). Prices range anywhere from $125 – $150. NOT.BAD.AT.ALL. Also, for those who like to personalize things, there is even an option to have your initials added to the front of the flap for a few extra dollars. So tell Santa to step his game up and drop a Cambridge Satchel in that stocking! You’re welcome.

Get yours HERE @ The Cambridge Satchel Company.

Brooklyn Circus

The Stylmnstr — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 13:00:42 +0000

Loving these California Leather and Wool Era Wingtip Vans. A literal marriage between classy and casual. Perfect to pair with a crisp pair of chinos for effortless style. If you don’t get at least 3 compliments the day you wear these, you should probably move somewhere where the locals don’t consider Crocs acceptable footwear. You’re welcome.

Get yours HERE for $75.00 @ Urban Outfitters.

Miu Miu Glitter Booties – [GET THE LOOK]

The Stylmnstr — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 12:45:42 +0000

NOT GONNA LIE, this girl LOVES a good knockoff. Especially this little situation from Steve Madden. I wouldn’t necessarily say that their version is better than Miu Miu’s, BUT it’s DEF more wearable for the everyday person and TOTALLY more versatile. I mean, if you follow our Facebook page you would have seen that yesterday’s style inspiration consisted of Anna Della Russo SHUTTING.IT.DOWNNN in the gold glitter/coral version of the Miu Miu booties, which was FAB, but at the same time, not everyone can pull that off. FEEL ME? That’s why I’m really into these. Aside from the fact that I live and die for a nude shoe, the glitter, although heavily ~~inspired~~ copied from Miu Miu, gives me what I NEED. But if the gold is a bit too much for you, it also comes in a black/gunmetal color-way. and at the SALE PRICE of $99 it’s KIND OF a NO.BRAINER. Try pairing the gold pair with a some dark skinny jeans or a skinny dark olive green pant, simple white top and every piece of gold jewelry you own. Gray/black and/or leather skinnies with the black versions. You’re welcome.

Get yours HERE @ Steve Madden.

GENIAL

The Stylmnstr — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 09:00:51 +0000

Everything, Vintage.

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Lita Love

The Stylmnstr — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 12:30:07 +0000

The ~~old~~ new IT shoe: The Lita (short for “Lolita”) boot. EVERY blogger has a pair and at just around $160 a pop, you should too. They’re truly versatile shoes. You can class it up a dress or bum it out with jeans and an oversized cardigan; THE.POSSIBILITIES.ARE.ENDLESS. They come in almost every pattern, texture, and color of the rainbow, so while these are just a few of my favorites, there is an entire race of Litas for you to choose from out there. Click click click the links below for more…every girl should have at least ONE pair incorporated into her wardrobe. Plus, i mean, what’s more comfortable than a platform and a chunky heel?

Get yours HERE @ SHOPNASTYGAL.

HERE @ Urban Outfitters.

OR HERE @ Solestruck.

Jessica Alba – (yawn but peep the shoes!)