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C’est la veuve!

The Stylmnstr — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 11:30:58 +0000

oh hiiiiiiiiiii!!! hi guys! happy new year! miss me? ugh, fuck off. So let me tell you about how i KIND OF pulled a Mariah and had a mini-breakdown ending with an attempt to drown myself in a bathtub filled with 47 bottles of Veuve Clicquot.. #FunFact: I’m a complete.fucking.psycho. disguised in flawless skin and Celine Resort. Anyways, daddy got SUPER upset because apparently these bottles were “art”………right….still looks like boxes of champagne left over from that boring party your threw in our 7th house. ANYWAYS- he took my Amex, my third Bentley, and suspended my membership to Soho House . So after spending weeks sobbing into a pile of cocaine, macaroons, and clothes from last season’s sample sale that I can’t fit into anymore/never could fit into but purchased with hope, I went to see my spiritual advisor who promptly told me to get my shit together, and work on my writing. She could only possibly be referring to my book or my blog, but since I don’t yet feel thin enough to write a memoir, I’m sure it’s the latter. So without further adieu, IM BACK BITCHES! Hope your ensembles haven’t been entirely HEINOUS since we last parted. But just a heads up – between reviewing the new Pre-Fall collections and this epic yet necessary text-war with Bey (deeeeeeply offended by her inability to properly name a child), I may not be posting as much as usual so you bitches will just have to DEAL.

Love you, mean it!

xoxo -S

Beyonce – “Party” [VIDEO]

The Stylmnstr — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 13:00:59 +0000

OK, so FUCK that Rihanna bullshit I just posted about. THIS is what you NEED to be getting into!!!!! YAAAAAAAASSSSSSS Beyonce! THIS.IS.WHAT.THE.FUCK.I’M.TALKING.ABOUT! Give me 90s! Give me SLOW JAMS! Give me *TRAILER PARK CHIC*! YES- make NO mistake, I said TRAILER.PARK. and If they all looked like they do here, I’d probably have been in one by now. Beyonce can make ANYTHING look sexy, especially while *DRIPPING* in Dolce, Givenchy AND Louis Vuitton looks STRAIGHT off the runway! (um, can WE get a connect?) Also very good seeing some familiar faces such as Shaund Ross, Solange Knowles (with hair on her head), and Kelly Rowland (You’re still friends?! good for you, B.) Anywho, check out the video below. It’s been on repeat all night. *dies*. obsessed. Obsessed. OBSESSED!!!

Rihanna – “We Found Love” [VIDEO]

The Stylmnstr — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 12:00:05 +0000

CONFESSION: I REALLY don’t like Rihanna. I don’t know what it is….I just CAN’T with her. Don’t get me wrong, she is OK as an artist but I just can’t give her that *GAGA-devotion*, FEEL ME? With that being said and all, I’m kind of (TOTALLY) obsessed with her new video for “We Found Love”. It’s all about how much she misses Chris Brown (sorry boo but breezy likes men now – ummm YEAH, we’ll talk.about.that.later.) as she clearly casted a look-a-like (down to the bleached hair) to play the male lead…like we’re not supposed to know it’s him.. BITCH you mind as well have just had him in the video! Here you see them laugh, cry, snot, spit, smoke, and scream at each other in impeccably styled “punk” outfits for a good 4 minutes. I’m SO over these two, just fuck already so we can all move on and talk about what’s REALY important, like borrowing some of your Jeremy Scott!

Top Picks from Versace for H&M Full Collection

The Stylmnstr — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 01:57:58 +0000

Studded Dress, $299

WOMEN’S

Black Silk Dress, $149. Purple Cutout Silk Dress, $149.

Red Cape Dress, $79.95. Cheetah Skirt, $69.95.

Studded Leather Jacket, $299. Sword & Shield Necklace, $24.95.

Emblem Choker, $39.95. Panther Choker, $49.95.

MEN’S

Varsity Jacket, $129. Blazer, $199.

Cheetah T-Shirt, $24.95. Tropical Print Shirt, $49.95.

Studded Leather Jacket, $299. Studded Shorts, $49.95.

Emblem Chain Bracelet, $29.95. Cuff, $34.95.

Black Leather Buckled Boots, $69.96.

THROWING.UP.MY.FUCKING.LUNCH! I am legit OBSESSED with a LARGE percentage of the Versace for H&M collection. First of all, I meannnnnn…CAN WE GET INTO THAT DRESS?! THANK.YOU.DONATELLA! We must do lunch soon ps:! So yeah, obviously loving the black studded dress, but how *CHIC* is this red cape-backed dress? Are you gagging like I’m gagging? MAJOR moment happening there. LOVING the accessories- PROBABLY gonna need two of everything in THAT department. Oh and GUYS? DON’T.SLEEP.ON.IT I know the iconic Versace prints may be a bit MUCH for you but listen, CARPE DIEM. HAVE.FUN. a little bit and play with the colors/prints. Everything I’ve selected for you is TOTALLY appropriate as long as you keep the rest of the outfit simple. And if you don’t at least buy the varsity jacket, then you’re probably on crack, out there fuckinnn #LOSING!

In 300 select H&M stores on November 17th. Will you be in line?

(via Fashionologie)

Happy National Coming Out Day!

The Stylmnstr — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 04:38:41 +0000

In honor of National Coming Out Day, I would like to celebrate the gays by presenting to you the “Food of the Rainbow” series by Henry Hargreaves (styled by Lisa Edsalv). This photographer was originally the pin-up boy for such fashion houses as Prada, YSL, Jil Sander and others. He now works out of his studio in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. I LOVE this photoshoot. I would never ever ever (maybe if I was drunk, we ALL know how I get when i’m drunk) ever ever eat ANY of this. SICK, SICK and CARBS. No! But It’s still fun to look at! Check for more images below and let me know how you feel about Henry’s colorful creations!

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(via Lost At E Minor)

Schön!: UNDERCOVER by Rick Genest

The Stylmnstr — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 04:24:52 +0000

Schön! Magazine recently did a feature on Rick Genest <3 aka Zombie Boy producing this insanely mesmerizing editorial titled UNDERCOVER. I LIVE.BREATHE.EAT.SLEEP&DIE for Rick Genest, but what do you think? Are you gagging?

(via HYPEBEAST)

GAGA x Mugler S/S 2012 Presentation Film

The Stylmnstr — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 04:13:13 +0000

Here is the exclusive film directed by Inez and Vinodh showcasing the Mugler women’s Spring/Summer 2012 fashion show in Paris this season. Nicola Formichetti (the designer, and Lady Gaga’s friend and stylist) said the collection “. . . is about emotion and memory and something forming and abstract rather than complete . . . We concentrated on the silhouettes.” The garments are beautifully tailored. See the models storm down the runway to an exclusive remix of “Black Jesus + Amen Fashion” by DJ White Shadow in the video below and be sure to tell me what you think!

(via HYPEBEAST)

Sneak Peek: Versace for H&M

The Stylmnstr — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 04:01:08 +0000

I meannnnnnn THAT JACKET. These are the images that have leaked so far of the Versace for H&M capsule collection expected later on this year. I know these are only two images, but from the looks of things I can imagine this being as big as the Lanvin x H&M. What do you think? Would you wear these pieces?
(via HYPEBEAST)

Beyonce – “Countdown”.

The Stylmnstr — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 03:33:48 +0000

Beyonce debuted the video to her latest single “Countdown” this week and it is PREGNANCY.FIERCE! YES- the infallible Bey filmed this video with a bun in the oven but that didn’t stop her from WERQING IT OUT LIKE THE RENT IS DUE NEXT WEEK! She’s is (as usual) being criticized for ~~stealing~~ being a bit TOO inspired by iconic performances in Breakfast At Tiffany’s and FAME, but I mean…..let’s be honest people: THIS.IS.WHAT.BEY.DOES! Accept it and move on with your life so we can get back to what’s REALLY important like why she’s pregnant and STILL has better legs than me! UGH! Check the video below and let me know what you think!

H&M Men’s Spring/Summer 2010

The Stylmnstr — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:17:35 +0000

AHHH!!! FINALLY!!!!@# I could cry right now. I have been complaining for so long about the “cage” that affordable men’s fashion has been trapped in over the years. It has barely evolved, in my opinion, and who other than H&M to grab the bull by the horns. I have never been more excited about a collection from H&M (Jimmy Choo for who??) until I laid my eyes upon these images earlier this morning.

I’m sure there will be a lot of bad-mouthing in regards to the “man-skirt” but its actually the piece I’m most excited about! Ever since Marc started wearing his kilt I’ve been green with envy. I’ve been dreaming of storming down 34th in my kilt and doc martens and now that may become a reality! *dies*

Now onto the rest of the collection: The scarfs are amazing, I’m really into the color palette. The short sleeved jumper and harem pants are nice. That sweater looks trés comfortable (you know I love me a sweater) and I already have plans for that cut-off denim vest they’ve paired it with. There goes another paycheck!